Urban Panthers Lair

This is my rant day. A post about something uber bad that happened to me over the previous week. And if nothing uber bad happened, then something sort of bad, or mildly displeasing. Okay, a post on something maybe not so good.

Let’s talk exotic dancers.

That got your attention!

The other day, during a business trip to Toronto, I was walking down Yonge Street reminiscing. And there was the strip club where I went to see male strippers for the first time. Twenty-six years ago.

It was also the last time I have seen male strippers.

I was working right [...]

Are you afraid of your dental hygienist? Or is that just me?

I’m not afraid of my dentist. Heck, my dentist comes in for all of thirty seconds, tells me my teeth are beautiful, and leaves.

But the hygienist! Oh, she pretends to be all friendly and nice, asking me about my day, and telling me cute [...]

I am turning 46 in a couple of weeks, and I think I am actually having a mid-life crisis!

No, I’m not about to run out and buy a sports car. We have one sitting in the driveway already. Or rather, we have pieces of one sitting in the driveway. Some assembly is required.

And no, I’m [...]

Last week, I told you all about my frustrations applying for a line of credit. Well, as it turns out, when I moved to the Lion’s, a payment did fall through the cracks and was causing grief.

Did anyone have the decency to tell me this?

NO!

Whom did they tell?

The Lion!!

They also asked him if he was [...]